Don't. Beat. Portsmouth.

During the first half of the Boxing Day telecast of Liverpool at Portsmouth, a hilarious chant broke amongst the home fans. I couldn't decipher the exact words, but the whole chorus was a parody of the "Do They Know It's Christmas Time" jingle. It had something to do with not kicking Pompey's arse too hard.

I couldn't find any news on the chant, but I came across the closest thing to it: