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Thierry Henry took the PATH train to say bienvenue to his new home venue on Thursday night, but nothing could prepare him for this train-wreck of an interview.

Yes, leave it to the FOX affiliate in New York to leave out the truth and put a newcomer to our shores through their vacuous no-fact zone. Rupert Murdoch's New York Post had already fabricated a few headlines about the "stupid" sport of soccer this summer.

Henry looked to be in more welcoming surroundings on another morning show, hosted by newbie futbol fanatic Joe Scarborough. Having followed Joe on Twitter during the World Cup I thought his account had been hacked -- it was THAT fever-pitched.

Speaking of going high and wide, Henry thankfully avoided old-fashioned baseball blabbermouth Keith Olbermann on his way to 30 rock, choosing a more youthful appearance on Jimmy Fallon's late night chatfest.